thisiselliz:

(via yungwifeyy)

donutplz:

foxxycleopatra:

“i can’t figure out this problem”

teacher: use your head

hi

(via funny-jack)

wholeheartedsuggestions:

i swear if someone referred to me as “my love” i’d prolly die on the spot

(via funny-jack)

raddestbabe:

everyone’s having their mid-life crises at like 19

(via funny-jack)

lizzey:

gayhaircut:

gayhaircut:

honestly if someone tenderly cradled my face i think at this point i would probably blackout

ladies are u all ok

no

(via spicy-vagina-tacos)

unshrink:

when someone messes with your best friend:

(Source: unshrink, via patrik-star)

pettyqueer:

Me: Gn I love you 😚💞

Them: ilu2

My anxiety/paranoia noticing they didn’t type it all the way out:

(via patrik-star)

taurusqueer:

8hy:

why do boys get 100 times worse when they’re around other boys

demons strengthen with numbers

(via funny-jack)

vvebkinz:

i trust girls with literally everything but if a boy asks me like what my favorite color is im like what the fuck are u trying to do…….

(via hotboyproblems)

wyomings:

ppl acting like zoom meetings are something new. like the akatsuki did it first

(via friedfriends)